Who gets up early, to that to feed me

And it everything about it

 

The cat has to protect

 

 

At a cat of duties much he should get up in the morning to go to wake the owner that he to it would impose to eat then when he to it puts, to smell and leave back to sleep. 

     Then again to wake up to go to eat to loaf for a while on the house there and back then again to descend to eat to wash to go to bed when it again wakes up to descend to get the owner to be wound at it under feet not to allow to pass then again to eat to go to bed.     And at night again to wake up and not to give to sleep to the owner :)

• The cat has to protect the person from houseplants.
• The cat constantly has to support the person in shape, forcing it to move incessantly on the apartment, to bend down, assembling handles, pencils, socks etc.
• The cat should not tear up wall-paper, sofas, chairs and curtains
• The cat has to drop something on a floor
• The cat has to define in the new house "good" and bad" biofields
• The cat has to hold strong with teeth the handle or a pencil while the person tries to write.
• The cat constantly has to carry out audit in the refrigerator even if the person of it does not want.
• If he does not want, so something hides there, and something it is necessary to deal with it properly, and then to call to account the person.
• The cat has to check at night each hour, whether any snake crept under a blanket to the person.
• The cat has to hook on new stockings
• The cat has to scratch the guest
• The cat has to tire out a boot that nobody found
• The cat has to ask to eat everyone half an hour      

 

Does not speak does not mean yet that does not understand

 

The cat has to hook on new stockings

At us at dacha at neighbors at one cat red, at others a cat gray. Do not get on among themselves, as a meeting, a fight. And here the gray was moved to visit my neigbour, that welcomed him, fed, they already developed ritual, ate and in the room in a chair settled. But this time instead of a gray cat came red, the neigbour repeated the ritual with feeding and this cat too laid down in a chair and in a dream. And suddenly in a window she sees the gray cat who is coming nearer to her house who a habitual route went to it. Knowing that can occur, she went outside, having closed behind herself a door, than caused bewilderment in a gray cat, after all he was sure that it is waited by other reception. The neigbour tried to feed him, but a cat something having felt, started looking in windows. And the window was quite high also it having tightened on forepaws, nevertheless glanced inside. Saw the foe lying on his lawful place, jumped off from a window with such contempt looked at my neigbour, then she said that to her is simply intolerable it was a shame as though she betrayed someone. Turned and is proud went, without reacting to call did not appear any more.

 Just caught from the first a hand a fly whom half an hour my cat unsuccessfully chased, and threw to it under a nose. Judging by his look, it for the first time started to respect me...

The cat has to train himself on a case of unforeseen circus performance from time to time. For this purpose he has to arrange periodically flights under a house dome, jumps from a curtain on a chandelier and back and other various zaprygivaniye.

The cat has to help the person to lay a bed, attentively observing that under a sheet there were no subjects.

The cat has to remember that the dream for the person is a waste of time therefore, having caught sight of the sleeping person, it is necessary to wake right there him, having jumped to it on a stomach, and it is even one head better.

The cat has to remind the person an old proverb every morning: "Early bird gets the worm". And the earlier there will be a person, the more to him (and at the same time and to a cat) God will give.

The cat has to share with the person everything that at it is. Constantly to give part of fur on warming of clothes and a floor and to throw out a half of food of a cup.

The cat has to sing songs to give the person joy. Even if songs sad.

The cat has to check, for what reason someone did not close a case or a bedside table and did not push a box.

The cat has to drive away bad dreams from the person. If the cat notices that the person turns in a bed, it by all means

has to jump to the person on the head and start driving away bad dreams and nightmares.

The cat has to know that lies in all boxes and packages. And to learn at first hand, how there it is convenient and good to be.

The cat has to muffle external noise during a dream of the person, loudly humming under an ear.

The cat has to sleep off for the person, all his relatives, friends and neighbors of together taken.

 

"Steel" nerves

 

The cat has to drop something on a floor

 The cat can sleep for sixteen hours per day. Thus foreign sounds and noise from the street will not disturb it at all. A gnash of the working puncher for it - as a lullaby. But you should slap slightly a refrigerator door - and this fluffy miracle instantly swells up and rushes on kitchen, forcing down corners!